Thank You

I would just like to take a minute to say "thank you" to the genius in the loud dump truck who honked as he drove by while I was taking a walk. Thank you, sir, for waking the child who was sleeping soundly in the stroller that I happened to be pushing at the time. Yes, thank you so very much for not only waking him up, but also scaring  him and causing him to cry for the entire half mile walk back home. Thank you soooooo much.



Oh wait, did I say thank you? I'm sorry, what I actually meant to say was &$*% YOU!!!